On Friday Howard got out of bed in the morning, fell flat on his face and let out a resounding fart. He had misjudged the distance to the floor and his feet had hit wrong when he slipped off of the mattress. Howard grimaced in irritation as he picked himself off the carpet. Tiny crepitating noises escaped his rear as he straightened up and rushed to the bathroom before his pissed in his pants. He barely had his underwear down when he started involuntarily urinating on the spot and made a puddle on the floor. Once he was finished on the pot, he had to get down on his hands and knees and wipe up the puddle on the bathroom floor with a huge wad of toilet paper.
Who Wears the Pants Scene 100
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